…but feeling oh, so guilty. I fear Typhoid Mary and her minions may have infected the entire con.

Yes, for those who haven’t heard, CJ came down with some virus the day we left for the convention and spent pretty much the whole convention in the room,  face down in the beandip. Now, this isn’t quite as horrible as it might seem, as outside the window was a rushing stream whose sound permeated the room and inside were two kitties to keep her company, but still…this is not the way to “do” a convention, especially not one as friendly and relaxed as Miscon.

I did something like eight hours of programming on Saturday, filling in for her on panels and readings as well as my own.  Read the rest of this entry »

At least, the USB ports are. The Linux Live Disks couldn’t find them either. I did a repair on WinXP and have reinstalled all drivers. Nada. So, coincidental as it seems, I think something I did fried the USB interface. The rest seems stable enough. I did discover that the front USB ports have parted company with whatever held them in place. I suppose it’s possible I broke a wire or something plugging and unplugging…shrug

I’ve got a Belkin PCI on order. Let’s hope that solves the problem.

Sorry to be so late reporting. I spent yesterday morning working on the Faery cover, then OSGirl popped over yesterday and we pretty well blew the afternoon sitting beside the pond…a much needed relaxation for both Herself and me. Thanks OSG! Anyway, I didn’t get back at computer problems until late last night and by the time I did the repair on XP and reinstalled all the Service packs, I had another late night. Then, this morning, I got a brainstorm for the Faery cover and forgot all about bringing you up to date!

Thanks again to everyone. I let you know if the PCI port works.

That’s Japanese for everyone. One of the few Japenese words I know…

sighI cannot tell you how sorry I am to report that blowing the Westibule’s brains out didn’t work.  That image was just … so appealing. So, we’re back to trouble shooting. I’m taking the morning to do some very necessary office work (it being the 15th and all) but will be back on this this afternoon.

I also cannot express my gratitude for all the help. I’ve got lots of things to try I’d never have thought of.

More later.

I can’t thank you enough.

Lots of possibilities I’ve got to check out.  I’m only now sitting down to consider them.

I spent most of the day getting the OCR and scanner working on my laptop and doing some nice mindless scanning, since I have no brain anyway. when I put the OmniPage (OCR software) on the laptop, I thought I might be onto something, because it (the laptop) couldn’t find the scanner. Since the variables were now reduced, I thought about the possibility of 64bit capable program having problem with legacy, 98 compat software (the scanner software) S0 I uninstalled the scanner software and, bingo! there was the scanner. So I went up and found a newer software for the scanner, loaded it, and all went beautifully. Carolyn had gone horizontal for a bit and when she got up, I was able to turn a working system over to her and head back into the office with some optimism.

Thinking I was on to something, I began uninstalling the HP software, restarting and checking for USB function between each deletion.  A very time consuming process. Gave me time to get some much needed filing done. Then I nixed the OCR software. Still nothing.  Then, I thought…System files. Of course, finding out how to check system files in XP is exciting. You have to give a run command. Lessee…what was it… oh yeah:

sfc[space]/scannow

criesOf course, to do this, you have to have your original WinXP install disk available. Could I find mine? Of course not. Back when I set up the desktop, I filed it. I was sure I filed it. And I couldn’t find it. I looked in every file drawer we have…ten times! Well, at least three. And couldn’t find it. When Carolyn finally figured I was going nuts over something in a file folder…she found it in five minutes.

ARGH! Well, I did the sys file check. Nothing changed.

Bios. I’d never updated it. Okay. Let’s go check out the Bios. I found a PnP toggle that sure seemed to me like it should be on. It says if the software is able to do plug and play, turn it on, otherwise, let the Bios take care of PnP. I always thought Windows was PnP…so I turned it on. Rebooted…

And got a really scary screen of death that said, basically, Windows has terminated to keep your computer from blowing up. Oh, joy. If this is the first time, restart. I restarted, got up with no problem, got down the bios update, performed the update…and got the blue screen again. Double joy. Then, it wanted me to come up in safe mode…and then demanded that I activate an already activated install, which it wouldn’t do in that mode, and then just terminated…program and hardware.

The upshot is, I tried repairing Windows, booting from the CD. The first try went haywire, because I punched a wrong button. The second one…repaired a mostly gone now, old backup on a different disk.  I tell you, I’m getting seriously punchy. I got up a workable installation, and am now busily moving everything over onto the Free Agent drive the way I’d been meaning to for a month, using my Dell and the network, since the USB ports are still hosed. 

I came in to watch Bones thinking that I was just going to do a format and complete reinstall, but I really like this notion of a Linux disk that can at least tell me if the problem is in the hardware. Some other good ideas, too.

I can’t thank you all enough. I think, I’m going to watch Chef Ramsey yell at people for a while, then take my fried brain to bed and see if I can’t get some solid answers tomorrow.

sleep

Or is it 5? Do I count the hill of mutant ants I ran into when trying to clear the corner for the new shrubs?

And do we go by my calendar…which says it’s not tomorrow until you’ve been to bed? Or does the new day start at midnight.

After posting last night, I walked into the office to reinstall the AVG antivirus software so I could sleep soundly…wiggled my trackball to get the screen saver to quit. And nothing happened. I tapped the keyboard. Got my screen back. But there was no reaction to the trackball.

8:13 AM PT Yipes. CJ’s already posted. I do need help. Badly. Give me a minute to finish composing this. I’m operating on very little sleep so the typos are rampant.

So…back to problem. What it boils down to is…my USB ports have gone spontaneously dead.  I replaced my USB trackball with my older PS2 trackball, so I have functionality, but no printer, scanner or any other USB device. I have:

1) checked all the devices on another computer. They’re all functioning properly.

2) uninstalled and reinstalled the USB ports…several times. The computer seems to think the ports are functioning properly, but I can’t get anything to work.

3) I’ve checked the internet, found nothing beyond what I’ve already checked except for a registry fix which I’m disinclined to try since the discussion in question was dealing with a Win2K machine and I’m XP.

It could be a mobo problem, but I’m not really inclining that way, since right before it happened, I’d been doing a lot of installing and uninstalling and rerecognizing of scanners which are notoriously problematic creatures. I’m wondering if somehow I’ve screwed up the … shoot, what to do they call them? It’s been too long since I’ve had to mess with them…IRQs?  Please…if anyone has any notions, I’m so tired at the moment I can’t think straight. I was up until, I dunno, four or five in the AM trying to sort this out.

dizzy…has never been more appropriate!

P.S. I did remember to install the AVG software.

Oh…additional info: the devices are not even being recognized. Nothing is showing up in device manager when the USB devices are connected and I don’t get that “ding dong” sound that a device has been connected.

In my poking and prodding around device manager, I say something called the “Plug and Play software device enumerator. Anyone know what that is?

meandwillowWhen we went to pick up our final two koi, Ari and Maddy, we found another tree.  A serious must-have tree. It’s a contorted weeping pussy willow. I’ve always loved pussy willows, and this just begged to come home. The problem? how to fit  a tree taller than I am, with a snake-shaped trunk into a Subaru Forester.

pussywillowandtivoCarolyn suggested we could stick the top up through the moonroof. This made a certain sense, but when it came to it, I suggested we lower it through the moonroof and let it ride in the passenger’s seat. You need to look close to truly appreciate the effect, because Willow kind of disappears against the background tree, but you can imagine the heads that turned as we drove down the street!

One bus driver actually opened his window for a better view. I think we should count ourselves fortunate that we didn’t cause any accidents. (that we know of)

pussywillowextricationThe third problem of the day was getting it out of the car. We got one of our handy dandy fish-moving buckets, I climbed into the back seat and leaned across to lift the tree up onto the bucket. Then, I climbed across into the front seat (thank goodness for that moonroof!) and lifted it up to the rack on top. Meantime, Carolyn was perched on a stepladder outside the car. Together, we moved the tree across to the paint tray on the ladder. From there, with the two of us, it was an easy heft into the wheelbarrow.

We’re going to put it on the end of the garage. I honestly don’t know if the leaves turn a pretty color in fall or not, but it will be covered with poofy “kittens” in spring and be a fall of green during the summer. We’re hoping we’ll be able to prune it so that wonderful trunk isn’t completely lost in a fountain of green. The picture showed something that looked rather like a green Cousin It.

Then it was back to problem #1. Actually, not quite. I cleared weeds and grass from around the yuca plants along the West side of the house first. I’ll spare you pictures, but say I haven’t cleaned the dead leaves and pine cones, not to mention the grass, from around these plants since we moved here, and I don’t think blehanything had been done for at least a couple of years before that.

Then, of course, it began to rain.

I put the tools away and (a bit reluctantly, I admit) headed back to the office to try again with the scanner/OCR  interface.

I’d worked my way to a rather generic error message which reported the same way on both scanners and boiled down to “something in your installation is screwed.” Something that stood between me and some controls that supposedly existed.

That I could deal with. I deleted all scanner software and hardware (which for the big one took a good ten minutes just to delete!) and started from scratch. I got it up and running (a lengthy process, which necessitated a bunch of sitting around and punching “yes” and “no” because it wants to put in a bunch of stuff I really don’t need or want.) Then I began poking about and found one little option for scanning pictures that would make it default to the entire scan surface instead of its “selected areas.” I ticked the appropriate box, saved the profile as the default, tried a scan…and viola! Three times in a row it chose the entire image!

frolicSuccess! …Or so I thought.

distraughtAs they say, success is fleeting. Extremely. I opened the OCR program, tried a scan…and we were back to a partial image.

The big problem was, the OCR software never gave me a chance to intervene in the scanning process. You just poked the “get” button and either got a full or partial image, and never knew which you were going to get. According to one techno-site on line, there should have been a Twain interface access somewhere in one of the programs which should have allowed me to default to a full page scan, but I couldn’t find that. So I just kept poking every possible button in both programs, rerunning the scanner setup…until I finally found a spot in advanced usage that would let me access the scanner software during the scanning process. This way, no matter what the auto-select does, I can grab that little box and stretch it out to include the full page. I tried a test page, and got a perfect result. It’ll take a little longer, but not much.

Then, it was in to watch American Idol results while I tried to get this post together so I could bring you all up to date. Don’t know if it makes sense or not, but we do have a solution and Carolyn’s books can be OCR’d.

Now…I have to go figure out what happened to the anti-virus program on the main house computer. Looks like it’s been running naked for some unknown time! I have no idea what happened, but I’ve got to fix it before I go to bed. Probably just uninstall whatever’s left and reinstall.

I should be worried about how/why whatever happened happened, but y’know…I don’t really care at this point. G’night, all!

dead

another problem.

Hey, guys, I need help. I’m trying to get my fancy OCR software to work so we can scan in CJ’s older manuscripts. Well…the software works fine, once it’s got decent input, but the blasted HP scanners (both of them) refuse to reliably auto select the entire scanned page. I keep getting partials rather than the entire image.

Does anybody know if there’s any way to just shut off that stupid autoselect? I’ve got an HP J6400 office jet or some such and a 3570C but I think they’re both using the same software. I can’t get the 3570 to default to its old software.

Maybe I’ll just install the old software on another computer and try that. ARGH!!!!

Friday AM Excitement.

I love my computer. I really do. But this AM I almost threw it through the window. Fortunately, I really like the window. 

Cntrl F is on the fritz. In explorer. This…is not funny. A basic function like “find” going haywire in Windows means there is something fundamentally screwed. My heart rate increases dramatically.  I really don’t have time or neurons to handle a major computer problem at the moment.

Okay…think. (Hard at the best of times…nearly impossible in the middle of a major panic attack, but I persevere.) I try the simple things, restarting, unplugging peripherals (like my 1.5 TB drive). No dice.

Okay…think some more.

smokeThink…Think…what changes have been made in the machine. The TB drive, but it’s not in the equation now. Some new programs, lots of new programs since we got home, trying out different things with Word Press, Firefox, graphics and…xd

Ahah! Back when I was cleaning up the computer, I decided to try one of those reg cleaner programs. I did my homework and compared, read reviews, etc. And one, the best rated, had a 30 day, full program trial. I tried it and it found a whole bunch of garbage, mostly, it seemed, useless file associations. I looked over the “problems” and they seemed innocuous, so, since it had a total undo, I let it rip.  Seemed okay, but that was the big suspect to me. So…I did the undo.

Still no “find.”

glasses

Think. Think. Ahah! (I need a little kitty emo with a lightbulb. Guess I’ll have to make one…) System restore. Go back a day (that’s the first restore available) Still no “Find.” Okay…just for funzies…go back to the one I made before the registry cleaner.

thumbsupBingo. And the restore right after the registry…and “Find” disappeared again. Bottom line is: The registry cleaner was the culprit, but whatever it did, its own restore couldn’t fix. Phooey.

And thanks to that fun and games, we were late to the rink, again. Got there and they had us on Rink Two. Now, time was I loved Rink Two. It was the one we skated on all the time, so it was what I was used to. This may sound odd, but the two rinks are quite different. Rink One, the older one, is not only larger, it’s built on a sand base so the ice is…springier. And a bit softer. Rink Two is, like most modern rinks, built on concrete. Cold, hard and fast. I still like the surface, but it’s primarily a hockey rink now so the ice is always a bit chewed up, even when freshly zambonied. (Hockey players like chewed up ice. I think it’s “grippier” for them for the quick stops they need to make.)

Anyway, the hard ice and choppiness can be a bit hard on old bones and joints and Carolyn and I both tired out pretty fast. Besides, we had OSGuy coming over that afternoon to help plant the trees. We couldn’t wear ourselves out.

We got home, and I began planting, and weeding and rocking, etc. etc. etc.  I want to spread some tree fertilizer I got for the big evergreens, but realize they aren’t listed specifically, just “trees and shrubs.” So..I go in to ask Carolyn to check on the internet to see if it’s safe to use…and as I walk into the living, room, the doorbell rings.

My heart skips a beat. I know what it is, because I know it’s the 24th, and I’ve been following The Package as it traveled across country. I go outside, pick up the package…and sorrowfully put it on the floor, unopened.

The Wacom Board would have to wait at least a few hours.

Sometime in there, (Carolyn found the info on the web, and the fertilize was safe) OSGuy called and Carolyn went to meet him at Lowe’s to pick up the lumber for the bridge. I’m sitting crosslegged on the ground, weeding away, awaiting Steve’s arrival. Carolyn had a bit of very necessary shopping (if we were going to have anything for dinner) to do. Steve arrived…and somewhere in the offloading of the lumber, I realized he planned to help us cut the arched pieces for the bridge right then.

Panic. I hadn’t really planned on doing the bridge until later this spring…or even in the summer. I hadn’t really looked at the plans or anything else. I mean, I knew in theory how we were going to do it, but … Okay, I tell myself. Deep breaths. Let Carolyn and Steve handle it. I’ll just weed. It’ll all be fine.

Does the phrase keystone cops mean anything to you? I sat off to the side weeding, trying to stay out of it, and listening to Steve telling Carolyn “An inch to the west” “half an inch south.” 

Finally, they decide the string is too stretchy ( it is a problem.) They try another string. Still no good. While they discuss it, I go into the garage and stare around, looking for something snaky, that doesn’t stretch, and that’s long enough. Ahah! Extension cord. I take it out to them and go back to weeding.

Now, they “argue” (very good naturedly) over whether math or builders are right, because the calculated radius of curvature just isn’t working. I finally ask…not being involved in the discussion, and so free to considered the variables…is the board actually twelve inches wide?

Uh…no. Of course not. Measurement: 11inches. More calculations, and Math and Builder can finally agree. The drawing of the arc begins, and now I can actually be useful…holding my hand under the middle of the extention cord so it doesn’t drag and make the curve “bounce.”

By this time it’s getting late (and I’m getting seriously hungry) and the trees still aren’t in, so we agree to leave the cutting of the board until tomorrow (Saturday) and get the trees in.

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Finally!!!! I get my trees in!!!

Yay!!!!! I can get away from weeding!!!! (But the iris bed does look a lot better.)

The trees actually went in without much problem. I finally thought about you all, and asked Carolyn to go get the camera and record the even for posterior…er posterity.

the-hitomi-cypress

  The Hinoki Cypress went in pretty easily. We were halfway into the Vanderwolf Pine when I thought to ask Carolyn to go after the camera.  In the background, I’m behind the cypress holding up the pine while OSGuy (Steve) is standing in the hole. Yes it was that deep!

 

 

prettylighting

This is the “Grass” I mentioned yesterday. It’s actually Dracena, which isn’t a grass, but just a pretty ornamental stuff. Celestial Light and Magic put a spotlight on it just so Carolyn could snap this shot for you all.

 

 

 

osghatYou see here OSGuy’s official OSGuy hat. It has a Green G in a circle.

He was so wonderfully meticulous, scoring the root ball so the little hair roots could breathe. Mixing the dirt just so. Mostly,though, we really couldn’t have done it without his muscle. That sucker was heavy.
headlessosg

 Here we have the headless OSGuy. We don’t dare show his whole face because his rugged handsomeness might cause all internet viewers to come steal him and we need him. All we dare show is his great smile. (Actually, Carolyn was dealing with the zoom on a strange camera and beheaded him. Sorry Steve!

 

 

isitstraight 

 

 

 Is it straight?

At this point…who cares?

 

Time to eat!!!!

questionRemember the good old days, when we thought a five meg drive was the cat’s suspenders? (I won’t even mention my first calculator.) Did any of us back then even imagine 1.5 TERABYTES in one small package? More, could any of us imagine needing that much?

Scary…but I did—need it, that is, not imagine it. Did. Do. Have, for a long time. Read the rest of this entry »