Yup. Rain. No garden party today!
So…up early doing cleanup/setup for an indoor party of the better part of thirty people! :w00t: We’d decorated Friday with cut flowers and they were already on their last legs, so I got a bunch more iris and renewed the centerpiece in the dining room, brought in all the chairs we’d left outside (silly us) and just generally tried to make the place ready…including scattering my black cat plushy collection decoratively about (in lieu of the Real Thing who was trapped with Ysabel in Carolyn’s room), and cleaning the expletive deleted kitchen floor yet one more time. I honestly can’t remember all I did, I only remember I was running my tail off all morning and when people began to arrive, I just collapsed on the couch, waved airily, and said, “Make yourself at home.” Which they all did! Several settling right in around our water-lily table to make more charms. I’m so glad you all had fun with that!
Shortly after the house filled up, OSG called and, as I grokked from the one-sided conversation, asked that the four large boxes of party stuff down in the basement were to be brought up into my nice clean party area! H#@l no! I cried…a stand I was to come to regret.
However, I had assumed those decorations were no longer applicable for this year. They were for outside and since we couldn’t go outside, surely she didn’t intend to strew things about our nice clean (and already stuffed) house, which I’d worked so hard to decorate with things that were, like highly breakable treasures! Naw…she wouldn’t. So, I blithely assumed the only boxed items at issue were cups and plates…but those were supposed to be supplied by Longhorn along with the food, so…no need for boxes upstairs. Right?
Ahem.
Then I realized I hadn’t gotten what few books I had remaining out for people to buy. I’d promised I would, so it was drag myself off the couch and down to the basement to scrounge for books, which meant moving lots of boxes. Before I knew it, dear Bret came down and helped me organize. This was more of an ordeal than makes good sense. There’s this part of me that can’t stand to keep copies when friends want them, but Carolyn insists, wisely, that I keep a handful of each title. I’m now officially down to two or three of each of the GroundTies books, and four or five of each of the Ring books…so, no, I am very sorry, but I have no more for sale….except for Ring of Destiny. That, I have two boxes of! This is because when Destiny came out, I tried to buy a box of each of the Ring books. DAW refused to sell me any of the first two, (even tho they had some in the warehouse) but sent me extras of Destiny. They hadn’t reissued the first two and wanted to keep the handful they had so they could claim the books were still in print, but “out of stock indefinitely.” It’s an old ploy all publishers pull, but it’s been a pain in my rear for ten years. (Actually, longer than that. Warner pulled the same thing with the entire GT series, then never gave me a chance to buy the stock they had when I got the rights back, but sold them as remainders. Yet one more way publishers screw authors.)
Anybody want to buy a dead tree version of Destiny?
But I digress.
Anyway, I sent what few books I had upstairs, and before I knew it, I was ensconced in the basement, signing, as the sounds of OSG’s arrival with BBQ drifted down the stairwell. (I think I made a pass upstairs somewhere in here, but the details remain hazy, to say the least.) We were chatting away (it always takes me forever to sign for friends…not that I come up with anything that witty…I just keep hoping inspiration will hit.) Suddenly, OSG comes charging downstairs and through the group, a woman decidedly on a mission, headed for…you guessed it…The Boxes. Seems she wanted something in them after all. My poor brain, already taxed with following the conversation and trying to be witty, was totally bamboozled. :wassat: I do hope I spelled my name right…let alone those of the books’ new owners!
Thankfully, I spent the next while downstairs and wasn’t privy to the goings-on above us. Seems that netting and pirate flags came very close to taking out the fairies I’d arranged on the mantle just that morning! I do believe I’d've had a heart attack right on the spot. :pinch: Fortunately, the calmer Carolyn was on hand to stop the proceedings and gently extricate said fairy wings before disaster befell them.
I fear we might just have to face the fact that we really just have too much stuff to add party decorations into the mix, fun as those might be, and confine the piratical decorations to our persons and the serving tables.
After that, we settled into serious partying, with our living room doing a pretty darn good job of absorbing the majority of the group and the dining room taking care of the overflow. It works pretty well, tho sound does have a tendency to channel between the two rooms. At one point, we had a lively discussion going in the dining room, and Carolyn was in the living room with a bunch of folks with (I later learned) a recording device to record the correct pronunciations of some of the Atevi (I assume) words/names. Oops. Next time, folks, just come tell us you want to record and ask us to keep it down, OK? We had no idea.
Eventually, we dug out the git-fiddles and started filking. I’d made some song books which Neco had ibico-bound for me on Friday, and had a few with guitar chords (not all of them right! I give fair warning to those who got those five books!) I wasn’t sure how this would go over, but I needn’t have worried. This group knows how to go with the flow and have fun! They picked up the melodies very quickly (or did you guys fake me out and already know them?) and we sounded pretty darn good, if I do say so myself.
(BTW…In the best filkish tradition of “copy!!!!!” I’ll get that file up on CC for free download sometime this weekend. I want to add a few more Cherryh-inspired/written songs to it, now I don’t have to print it out. Eventually, I’ll put up little MP3s with the melodies. You’ll have to put up with my singing, but that’s the best I can offer.)
Sometime midafternoon, we took a break for the final annual event: the murder of a piñata. This year, it was a poor, helpless little peglegged pirate. It had stopped raining for a bit, and so we took him out, strung him up by his neck in the hawthorne, and let Carolyn whack away at him with the lightning-bladed sword OSG gave her a couple of years ago. The sword, while decidedly cool-looking, was not the most efficient, but Carolyn persevered and ultimately, she took him out, right at the neck,
spreading candy, doubloons and squirt guns all over the “patio” (which is really just the old driveway.)
Another successful raid, OSG! Well done!
Dimwit here glommed onto a piece of taffy…foolishly for one of my crowns. I was very careful, but the slightest tug pulled the thing off. There was a sliver of tooth in it and I suspect the cage wrestling face plant broke that bit off, setting me up for this. (another footnote: yes, guys, I got it reglued and found myself a fine new—and nearby—dentist into the bargain!) Fortunately, the tooth stub didn’t bother me at all, so the party went on unimpaired.
(Actually, a little way into the evening, I just stuck the thing back on and it stayed very well until I got to the dentist on Wednesday!)
Then it was time for the first of our party to head for the airport. Appropriate farewells, the exchange of loot from one car to the other, and OSG headed out for the airport with parties who shall remain nameless in tow. Ten minutes pass…and a phone rings. A computer bag had been left! The bag is found, faithful OSG comes racing back, another departure…and a while later, another phone call…the power supply wasn’t in the bag. Oops. That part went home the next day via snail mail.
Meantime, we’re back at filking…it takes a while to work your way through twenty songs! OSG returns and retires to the dining room where the non-filking overflow has accumulated. Or…so we had supposed. Non-filking, that is. Soon, there is altogether too much jocularity arising from that end of the house. My vocal chords need a break anyway, so I go to check it out…to be presented with a plate. Yes, a paper plate upon which, in the best filkish tradition, this motley crew has composed the following ode to Bren to the tune of Puff the Magic Dragon.
Bren the Paidhi-aiji
Lives in Shejidan
And frolics in the Bujavid
with Jago, his girlfriend.
Illisidi on her balcony,
loved the Paidhi Bren
She made him tea and poisoned him
and froze him half to death.
It’s charming, folks, but you realize…it’s only a start. We expect more. MORE!
And next time, you have to sing it!